What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

That's the lost one right there.

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Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

That's the lost one right there.

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.