What were you doing?

Flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

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How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

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What were you doing?

Flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."