Command Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

One is a superhero and the other is a command.

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a command.

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

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Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

Shortcut Jokes More Shortcut Jokes

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

How do you make a shortcut?

With small scissors.

Commander Jokes More Commander Jokes

Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

What do you say to him?

Keep the change it doesn't really make a difference.

Iron Woman Jokes More Iron Woman Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated