Command Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

One is a superhero and the other is a command.

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a command.

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving?

Eyebro. I will see myself out.

Ironman Jokes More Ironman Jokes

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

Shortcut Jokes More Shortcut Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

How do you make a shortcut?

With small scissors.

Matt Damon Jokes More Matt Damon Jokes

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

Commander Jokes More Commander Jokes

Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow?

Hi brow

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me