Command Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

One is a superhero and the other is a command.

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a command.

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

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What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

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Iron Man Jokes More Iron Man Jokes

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

Terminal Illness Jokes More Terminal Illness Jokes

What makes an elderly millionaire bachelor more attractive?

Terminal illness.

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

Commander Jokes More Commander Jokes

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.