Command Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

One is a superhero and the other is a command.

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a command.

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Super Hero Jokes More Super Hero Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.