Shortcut Jokes

What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.

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What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

How do you make a shortcut?

With small scissors.

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Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction?

There's only one Bender in Futurama

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

Keyboard Jokes More Keyboard Jokes

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard?

The spacebar!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

Ctrl Jokes More Ctrl Jokes

What's a woman's favorite keyboard key?

Ctrl

How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.