Command Alt Right.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A Cheetah.
A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!
With small scissors.
You ctrl p.
Ctrl
He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography
He couldn't get a head.
The surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
Decaffeinated coffee.
Because it works
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.
When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.
Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.
Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"
The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.
A Neko.
A furrycanine
