Journalist Jokes

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

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How do you make a journalist laugh?

By giving them ar-ticles!

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.

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Nutritionist Jokes More Nutritionist Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist?

A carb-o-rater

Hillary Supporter Jokes More Hillary Supporter Jokes

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon, they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

O Jokes More O Jokes

What's that over there, is it a gho-o-o-ost?

Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!

What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

Where do you find 60 million French jokes?

In France.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs