An ambulance.
They make a Daily Prophet.
A journalist.
By giving them ar-ticles!
We just report the facts we don't change them.
Alt right
Paddy Hor D'oeuvre
She just wasn't working out.
Piscine.
Paranorman
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!
One had to P.
They both blew it.
They couldn't afford it.
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
A carb-o-rater
His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!
He was caught poaching.
With a poulette surprise!
It was a poultry amount