What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

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Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

Shortcut Jokes More Shortcut Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race?

Because the winner was a cheetah