What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

How do you make a shortcut?

With small scissors.

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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.