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What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

Shortcut Jokes More Shortcut Jokes

What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!