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What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who's there! Cat! Cat who?

Cat you understand!

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

Shortcut Jokes More Shortcut Jokes

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

How do you make a shortcut?

With small scissors.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah