What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

What did the one cat say to the other cat?

I'm not feline too good.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

Shortcut Jokes More Shortcut Jokes

How do you make a shortcut?

With small scissors.

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!