What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

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What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.