What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

How do you spot a modern spider?

He doesn't have a web he had a website!

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Bug Bite Jokes More Bug Bite Jokes

What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Well Kind Jokes More Well Kind Jokes

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!