What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

Bug Bite Jokes More Bug Bite Jokes

What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Well Kind Jokes More Well Kind Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

A tectonic plate!

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

What do you get from a cowmedian?

Cream of Wit!

Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!