What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

What are the spots on black-and-white cows?

Holstaines

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

Bug Bite Jokes More Bug Bite Jokes

What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!