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What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot a modern spider?

He doesn't have a web he had a website!

Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

Bug Bite Jokes More Bug Bite Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

Well Kind Jokes More Well Kind Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

A tectonic plate!

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

What do you get from a cowmedian?

Cream of Wit!