What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

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What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?

They're both terrible without cream.

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.