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What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

Bug Bite Jokes More Bug Bite Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

Well Kind Jokes More Well Kind Jokes

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

What do you get from a cowmedian?

Cream of Wit!

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.