What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

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What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital?

Albunny New York!

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!