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Bug Bite Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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What do you get from a cowmedian?

Cream of Wit!

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

Well Kind Jokes More Well Kind Jokes

What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

How does a leopard change its spots?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

To get rid of his tesserection

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

Mosqui Toe Jokes More Mosqui Toe Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet