Bug Bite Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

Why do they say "break a leg!" to actors?

If you said "tear an ACL!" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

Well Kind Jokes More Well Kind Jokes

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits!

Mosqui Toe Jokes More Mosqui Toe Jokes

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!