Bug Bite Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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Canadians became *penniless*

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Sow-r dough bread.

What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

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What do Ginger Baker and strong coffee have in common?

They are both terrible without Cream.

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

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Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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Why are spiders good swimmers?

They have webbed feet!

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

A tectonic plate!