Mosqui Toe Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe?

Clogs.

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Bug Bite Jokes More Bug Bite Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics!

What lives in gum trees?

Stick insects!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks