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What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

Bug Bite Jokes More Bug Bite Jokes

What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What lives in gum trees?

Stick insects!

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.