Mosqui Toe Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

Bug Bite Jokes More Bug Bite Jokes

What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.