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Mosqui Toe Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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Bug Bite Jokes More Bug Bite Jokes

What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bee can never make up its mind?

A maybe

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!