Mosqui Toe Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

Bug Bite Jokes More Bug Bite Jokes

What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?

A cricket ball!

What's your favourite kind of insect?

FLY, YOU FOOLS!