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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

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Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

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How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It isn't hard

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Waldo Jokes More Waldo Jokes

Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

Stripe Jokes More Stripe Jokes

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.