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Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

TOTEM POLE

What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?

Your pants are on backwards

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

What do you say to give an electrician encouragement?

You conduit!

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...