Why do electricians wear pants?

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife?

First M'lady

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

Where do electricians get supplies?

The Ohm Depot.

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I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!