Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

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What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

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What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

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Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!