Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

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When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay