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Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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Why do feminist hate the Bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What does a fashionable dog do when it gets tired?

Pants.

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What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!