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Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

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Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!