Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

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Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

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When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

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Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

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What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.