Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion!

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What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.

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Mickey Moose!

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He held up a pair of pants!

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They were too constricting.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

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Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!