Well, first off, it's called a lamp...
3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
One.
Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.
I can unscrew a lightbulb.
Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora
Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
Because they're good at finding common ground.
