How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, two... One, two.

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Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny...

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What does an electrician say while meditating?

Ohm... Ohm...

What do you say to give an electrician encouragement?

You conduit!