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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

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What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

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How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

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What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

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What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...