How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny...

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What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.