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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

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Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

How many 'suh goods' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None its already lit sam hahahah ssoooohh

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How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

More guns.

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Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny...

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up!