How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

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How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

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What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny...

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.