How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

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How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

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How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

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What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

What does an electrician say while meditating?

Ohm... Ohm...