Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

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Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

Who's there! Castro! Castro who?

Castro bread upon the waters!

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How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

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What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.