Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

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What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

What is the formula for water?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!

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What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

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What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr

What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

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What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.