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Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

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Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

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What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!

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What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

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What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.