Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

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Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

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What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

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Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.