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Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.

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When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

Where do terrorists go to have a drink?

Allahuak Bar

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What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.