The Sioux chef
An elephant with hiccups!
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
It's white and on his land.
Arrrrrr Metis!
It was tired of being taken for granite.
Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.
You Sioux them.
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
