The Sioux chef
They both came in a little behind.
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
Because it was white and on his land!
Pocahontas
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
You Sioux them.
Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.