Sioux Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

What's a cat's second favorite food?

Spa-catti!

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own?

A hue man.

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Why Can't the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit?

He couldn't stop.

Command Jokes More Command Jokes

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.