Sioux Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

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What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage?

Arrrrrr Metis!

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

Who's fault is it?

The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

Command Jokes More Command Jokes

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a command.