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Sioux Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

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Pipeline Jokes More Pipeline Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

Strip Jokes More Strip Jokes

Where do you get bare minerals from?

A strip mine

What's the difference between a magic show and a strip show?

A magic show is full of