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Sioux Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

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Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

Pipeline Jokes More Pipeline Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

Why are we running so fast?

Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

Strip Jokes More Strip Jokes

Where do you get bare minerals from?

A strip mine

What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What does a Native American Biologist live in?

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