Sioux Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

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Government Jokes More Government Jokes

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What do you call it when you can't see your skin?

Pore resolution

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

Strip Jokes More Strip Jokes

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

Where do you get bare minerals from?

A strip mine

Pipeline Jokes More Pipeline Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

Why didn't the Mexican go "bow hunting" with the Native American?

He didn't Habanero.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why can't women ski?

There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon