What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

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How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

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Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad