What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

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Why did Jesus die?

He forgot his safe word.

How do blonde brain cells die?

Alone.

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!