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What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

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Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

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What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

You barium

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad