What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

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What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.