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What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

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Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

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What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!