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What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

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How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium