What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

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What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

What do you do with dead atoms?

Barium