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What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

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How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.