Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

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Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.

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What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!