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Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

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What is the horror movie Quija rated?

Quija-13

What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician?

Rate!!!

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

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What is an emo's favorite note?

G...get it EDIT:im not saying the reference

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!