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Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

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What is the horror movie Quija rated?

Quija-13

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

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What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife