Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

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Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.