Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry