Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

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What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.