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Why does 8 hate 7?

Because 7 8 9

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Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's