Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

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What does Lebron use to high jump?

The Flosberry Flop.

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well