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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

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What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

How do trees use the Internet?

They log on

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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Why did everyone hate the shoe company?

It had no soul.

Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.