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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

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What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

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Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

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Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.