Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

What music service do potatoes like to use?

Spudify.

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Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion!

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What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.