Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

An im-paw-ster.

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.