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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips