Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Why does everyone hate Harkonnen web-devs?

Divs within Divs within Divs...

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

When is a body builder's shortest workout?

During the winter Swole-stace