Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

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Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

EFISHancy!

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

When is a body builder's shortest workout?

During the winter Swole-stace