Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

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What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.