Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en