Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en