Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.