Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

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What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

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What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!