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Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.