Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Who's there! Cynthia! Cynthia who?

Cynthia you been away I missed you!

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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?

Tsardines!

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Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

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Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.