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Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.