Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

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How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.