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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Who's there! Cynthia! Cynthia who?

Cynthia you been away I missed you!

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!