Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in Soviet Russia?

M'otherland

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

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What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."