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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

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Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

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What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

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Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

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What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.