Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion!

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's all white and can't fly?

Harrison Ford

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.