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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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What does the highest paid WNBA player make?

Sandwiches.

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

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What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

What is big hairy and can fly?

King Kongcorde!

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Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

Who is the most hated actor in Saudi Arabia?

Shia Labeouf

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...