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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.