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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

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How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

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Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.