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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What goes zzub-zzub?

A bee flying backwards

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

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What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son