Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

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Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.