Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion!

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion!

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion!