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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

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Where do you find a kid with no legs?

Right where you left him

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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What is the horror movie Quija rated?

Quija-13

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

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What's the pirate movie rated?

PG-13!

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".