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Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

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What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

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What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

Ginger

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.