Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.