Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

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What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

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What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA

Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.

What is the most pirated movie ever?

Arrrrrrrgo

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What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg

How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr