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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

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How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'