Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

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Because they're rated

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It was rated PG-13.

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

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