What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

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What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

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What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

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What's a pirate's favorite computer language?

Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!