What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

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What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

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How do you say the word "peanuts" *without* the letter "t"?

Think about it.

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

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Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

How does Al Gore spell potato?

T-A-T-E-R.