Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?

It is a no spin zone

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Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.