Pirate Movie Jokes

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What's the pirate movie rated?

PG-13!

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.

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Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Why are pirates pirates?

Because they arrrre

Why are Pirates pirates???

Because they ARRRRR

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

Arrr Jokes More Arrr Jokes

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty