Because they're rated
Because it was rated R.
It was rated PG-13.
It was rated R.
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
PG-13!
Because it was rated arrr!
Because it held up a pair of pants.
He was doing crystal math.
To remind them why there's no money in it
A Brazillionaire!
Aye Matey!
I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!
A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
They are both over the counter strike
Both are yelling at the same kid.
A palm tree!
Funicula
A dia-beetle
She wanted to be on time.
Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.
I believe in peace in our time