Pirate Movie Jokes

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What's the pirate movie rated?

PG-13!

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

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Pirate Bae, because it never goes down.

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He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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The Thai fighter

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In the West Bank

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Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

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He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down

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What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

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Boaris Karloff.

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What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.