Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

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What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!