Arrrrrrrrrrr Jokes

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

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Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

He thought he was going to Arrrland.

What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.