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Arrrrrrrrrrr Jokes

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

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Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it." "Ugh, that's so."

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

Why were you late?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!