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Arrrrrrrrrrr Jokes

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Love

Love

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is