Arrrrrrrrrrr Jokes

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?

COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.