What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.