What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

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Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.