What's the pirate movie rated?

PG-13!

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.