Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!