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What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

Birthday Candle Jokes More Birthday Candle Jokes

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.