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What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

What part of the road is always crying?

The breakdown lane.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza?

Heperoni

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What makes a barbershop quartet sound so amazing?

They're on the cutting edge of musical innovation.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

An onion.

What do you call an edible ion?

An onion