What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What did one nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.