What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.