What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

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Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

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What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

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What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.