What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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What's the difference between frat guys and dogs?

A dog has a better understanding of no.

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.