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What's a blind mans worst fear?

A prius

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What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

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What Pablo Escobar And Other Narcos Fear Most?

LEGALIZATION

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

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Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

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What's a blind mans worst fear?

A prius

Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.