What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say to the blind man?

Long time no see.

What's a blind mans worst fear?

A prius

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why is the rear end of a boat so tough?

It's made of stern stuff.

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead