What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!