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What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies.

What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat