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What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies.

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Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see.

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Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?