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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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What does Neil Patrick Harris call his toilet?

His Dookie Houser

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

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What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?

It is to get West Nile in the stew line.

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Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What's a blind mans worst fear?

A prius

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How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.