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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

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What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

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What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

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What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet