Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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Why is it wrong to be on the left?

Because it's not right.

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

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Why would Helen Keller be a terrible driver?

She's dead.

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet