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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

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Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

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What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.