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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

Maid Jokes More Maid Jokes

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.