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What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

Lol

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What happened with them?

They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

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Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

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What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

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Who's there! Brie! Brie who?

Brie me my supper!

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

Lol

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.