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What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

Who's there! Alexia! Alexia who?

Alexia again to open this door!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh