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What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's your favorite clock time?

Personally, I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy like doing trigonometry?

Just cos.

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike