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What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

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How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Why do lawyer's suits never have pants pockets?

Because their hands are always in someone else's!

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

What's he like?

Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael