What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

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Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.