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Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why cant billy ride the swings?

He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill