Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What dance did the Pilgrims do?

The Plymouth Rock.

How do you get a kleenex to dance?

You put a little boogie in it.