Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

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Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.