Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.