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Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?

A phone moan.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Which dances do the burgers do best?

The burger-loo and the char char!