Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!

What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance.