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Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

What do you call a ghost on the Internet?

E-erie.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.