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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

What do cow pastures smell like?

Dairy air

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What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call an epileptic cow?

Beef jerky.

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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef