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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

Twitch Jokes More Twitch Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Beef Jerky Jokes More Beef Jerky Jokes

What do you call a twitching cow?

Beef Jerky

What do you call an epileptic cow?

Beef jerky.

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef