What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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Half-a-dog!

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BECAUSE THEY'RE CARROT COWS!!!

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

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Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.