What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.