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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy!

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.