What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.