What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Knock knock. Who's there? Amahl. Amahl who?

Amahl shook up!

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What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.