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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What is Michael J Fox's favourite song?

Shake It Off by Tayler Swift

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.