A nervous wreck.
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.
Polaroids
A Gladiator
My go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."
His lips are moving
A girl scout that got hit by a car.
Photos-in-the-seas!
Because the land does not wave back.
A snowfake.
A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner
Kappatalism!
He pined everyday.
It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto
Because the Earth is always tilted.
Nothing, it just waved.