Nervous Wreck Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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Billy Ocean

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Shaking hands.

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

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You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

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A nervous wreck.

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So they won't run into each other in the dark.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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