Nervous Wreck Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

Why aren't you smiling?

My go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

Xmas Jokes More Xmas Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Twitch Jokes More Twitch Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.