Nervous Wreck Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea?

Al Caprawn!

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea?

A catameringue!

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

Twitch Jokes More Twitch Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

What's red and sits in the corner?

A naughty bus

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.