Nervous Wreck Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other?

I'm not completely shore, but it must have been pretty deep.

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Xmas Jokes More Xmas Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.