A nervous wreck.
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
A drowning epileptic.
You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.
Her smile.
No one told him he's black.
Because not even Nightbot is watching you.
Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.
You shake em' we take em!
A start.
Because they spend years at sea.
A snowfake.
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
A girl scout that got hit by a car.
