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What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

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How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

How do eels get around the seabed?

They go by octobus.