What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

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What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

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What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

How do eels get around the seabed?

They go by octobus.