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What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

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What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

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How do eels get around the seabed?

They go by octobus.

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.