What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

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What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

How do eels get around the seabed?

They go by octobus.