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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.