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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

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What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.