What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

Twitch Jokes More Twitch Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.