What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

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What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.