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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why do little dogs shake so much?

They have Barkinson's

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.