What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.