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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why is everything lying on the floor?

My mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean?

A lionfish

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.