What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

ScubGodivas.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.