What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Why would a dead girl lie?

Because she can't stand up.

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

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What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

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What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.