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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.