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What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

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What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

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What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.