What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.