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What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.