What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!