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What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!