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What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike

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Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going